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My Weber thermometer with mesquite lump charcoal. I can get this thing up over 800 degrees. (at City of Venice, Cal.)

"Hey, Buddy — forget something?" Someone literally  hit the wall on Electric Avenue  where Fifth Avenue ends in #venicecal #90291  (at City of Venice, Cal.)

"Hey, Buddy — forget something?" Someone literally hit the wall on Electric Avenue where Fifth Avenue ends in #venicecal #90291 (at City of Venice, Cal.)

"Hi! My name’s Thomas Cornyn and welcome to Jackass!" (this #goprohero is already getting me into trouble): don’t #crash a #brakeless #fixedgear #bicycle into an errant beach cruiser on the #bikepath at Pico! (at Casa Del Mar)

Yeah, right — “motor boat” … I know a secret #uboat when I see one. #brakeless #fixedgearbicycle #bianchipista #fixiegram #worstqshipever #fixedla #venicebeach #90291  (at Venice Beach, South Of The Pier)

Yeah, right — “motor boat” … I know a secret #uboat when I see one. #brakeless #fixedgearbicycle #bianchipista #fixiegram #worstqshipever #fixedla #venicebeach #90291 (at Venice Beach, South Of The Pier)

Caught a quick ride down #veniceblvd with the #criticalmass ride. #cycling #latergram #fixies #bikeride #nightride (at Venice Beach)

The street? She is my #muse. #abbotkinney #abbotkinneyblvd #venicebeach #90291  (at The Brig)

The street? She is my #muse. #abbotkinney #abbotkinneyblvd #venicebeach #90291 (at The Brig)

DAY 2: The car club has yet to discover I am not one of them. #brakeless #fixedgearbicycle #cycling #trackbike #fixiegram #fixiefeatured #fixieshoutout #fixedla #venicebeach #90291  (at Venice Beach, South Of The Pier)

DAY 2: The car club has yet to discover I am not one of them. #brakeless #fixedgearbicycle #cycling #trackbike #fixiegram #fixiefeatured #fixieshoutout #fixedla #venicebeach #90291 (at Venice Beach, South Of The Pier)

The paint says “RIP Jay Adams”. As an accidental tribute, I dodged a city street cleaning machine by just a few seconds. #zboys @jboyadams   (at dogtown, Venice Beach California)

The paint says “RIP Jay Adams”. As an accidental tribute, I dodged a city street cleaning machine by just a few seconds. #zboys @jboyadams (at dogtown, Venice Beach California)

Gutter art. (at Willie Jane)

Gutter art. (at Willie Jane)

PROTIP: “Love Handles” can easily be camouflaged by a shirt worn around one’a waist. #fixiegram #brakeless #bianchipista #trackbike #fixedgearbicycle #fgb #fixie #beachride #cycling #bikepath  (at Will Rogers State Beach)

PROTIP: “Love Handles” can easily be camouflaged by a shirt worn around one’a waist. #fixiegram #brakeless #bianchipista #trackbike #fixedgearbicycle #fgb #fixie #beachride #cycling #bikepath (at Will Rogers State Beach)

Nice day. Borrowed a volleyball court next to a #lifeguardtower at the north end of the 
#bikepath. #brakeless #velodrama #bianchipista #fixedla #fixedgearbicycle #trackbike #cycling #fixie #fixedgear  (at Will Rogers State Beach)

Nice day. Borrowed a volleyball court next to a #lifeguardtower at the north end of the
#bikepath. #brakeless #velodrama #bianchipista #fixedla #fixedgearbicycle #trackbike #cycling #fixie #fixedgear (at Will Rogers State Beach)

Not a bad backdrop: #depressionera #architecture for my #brakeless #bianchipista #trackbike #fixedgearbicycle #fixedla #velodrama #santamonica #beachhouse #bikepath  (at Marion Davies Guest House)

Not a bad backdrop: #depressionera #architecture for my #brakeless #bianchipista #trackbike #fixedgearbicycle #fixedla #velodrama #santamonica #beachhouse #bikepath (at Marion Davies Guest House)

End of the Road: ocean, PCH  traffic, #bluesky, #palmtrees, and a #beachride on the #marvinbraude #bikepath. (New #matteblack #purefix #wheelsets courtesy of Bike Attack on Main Street). #brakeless #fixiegram #trackbike #fixedla #pacificpalisades #bikeporn  (at Will Rogers State Beach)

End of the Road: ocean, PCH traffic, #bluesky, #palmtrees, and a #beachride on the #marvinbraude #bikepath. (New #matteblack #purefix #wheelsets courtesy of Bike Attack on Main Street). #brakeless #fixiegram #trackbike #fixedla #pacificpalisades #bikeporn (at Will Rogers State Beach)

Chain link fence, neglected infrastructure, yachts, and a bike path. Those #dropbars need to be rewrapped. #fixedla #brakeless #fixedgearbicycle #fixiegram #trackbike #bianchipista #bikepath  (at Marvin Braude Bike Trail)

Chain link fence, neglected infrastructure, yachts, and a bike path. Those #dropbars need to be rewrapped. #fixedla #brakeless #fixedgearbicycle #fixiegram #trackbike #bianchipista #bikepath (at Marvin Braude Bike Trail)